Die Sattlerei

"Meine Frau ist weg, ich hab meinen Job verloren und ich habe Pickel am Arsch vom ins Gebüsch scheißen."

"Ich hasse dich noch viel mehr! Wenn Hass Sand wäre, dann wäre ich wie die Wüste!"

"Was kann ich schon von deinem Arsch lernen?"

Stephen Roche hat geschrieben:

You've read the story of Jesse James--
Of how he lived and died;
If you're still in need
Of something to read
Here's the story of Xxxxxx and Yyyyy.

Now Xxxxxx and Yyyyy are the Barrow gang.
I'm sure you all have read
How they rob and steal
And those who squeal
Are usually found dying or dead.

There's lots of untruths to these write-ups;
They're not so ruthless as that;
Their nature is raw;
They hate the law--
The stool pigeons, spotters, and rats.

They call them cold-blooded killers;
They say they are heartless and mean;
But I say this with pride,
That I once knew Yyyyy
When he was honest and upright and clean.

But the laws fooled around,
Kept taking him down
And locking him up in a cell,
Till he said to me,
"I'll never be free,
So I'll meet a few of them in hell."

The road was so dimly lighted;
There were no highway signs to guide;
But they made up their minds
If all roads were blind,
They wouldn't give up till they died.

The road gets dimmer and dimmer;
Sometimes you can hardly see;
But it's fight, man to man,
And do all you can,
For they know they can never be free.

From heart-break some people have suffered;
From weariness some people have died;
But take it all in all,
Our troubles are small
Till we get like Xxxxxx and Yyyyy.

If a policeman is killed in Dallas,
And they have no clue or guide;
If they can't find a fiend,
They just wipe their slate clean
And hang it on Xxxxxx and Yyyyy.

There's two crimes committed in America
Not accredited to the Barrow mob;
They had no hand
In the kidnap demand,
Nor the Kansas City Depot job.

A newsboy once said to his buddy:
"I wish old Yyyyy would get jumped;
In these awful hard times
We'd make a few dimes
If five or six cops would get bumped."

The police haven't got the report yet,
But Yyyyy called me up today;
He said, "Don't start any fights--
We aren't working nights--
We're joining the NRA."

From Irving to West Dallas viaduct
Is known as the Great Divide,
Where the women are kin,
And the men are men,
And they won't "stool" on Xxxxxx and Yyyyy.

If they try to act like citizens
And rent them a nice little flat,
About the third night
They're invited to fight
By a sub-gun's rat-tat-tat.

They don't think they're too smart or desperate,
They know that the law always wins;
They've been shot at before,
But they do not ignore
That death is the wages of sin.

Some day they'll go down together;
They'll bury them side by side;
To few it'll be grief--
To the law a relief--
But it's death for Xxxxxx and Yyyyy.

Stephen Roche hat geschrieben:Damit bist Du hier, im Filmthread und im Literaturthread dran.

"Nein, ich bin dein Vater!"

"Obi-Wan hat dir nie erzählt, was wirklich mit deinem Vater geschehen ist."
"Er hat mir genug erzählt. Er hat mir gesagt, dass Sie ihn umgebracht haben!"
"Nein, ich bin dein Vater!"

"Ich will nicht in den Händen der Schweizer sterben."

When in doubt ... fuck.

The day we stop lookin', Charlie, is the day we die.

"Bevor wir anfangen, Kapitän, würde ich gerne wissen, was mit Putin passiert ist. Er ist doch nicht auf seinem Tee ausgerutscht, oder?"